Is it just me or is there absolutely not a single damn thing happening on the internet right now worth talking about, besides the same four things that people have already been talking about for the last week, like the Kendra sex tape, or that everybody in the world and their mom is addicted to being on Facebook every damn second of the day? It's almost as if Facebook has become the internet; like how people used to joke about how someday a "Starbucks" would be what you'd call a cup of coffee. It's seriously gotten to the point that when people talk about the "internet" they really just mean Facebook and vice-versa. At least Starbucks is a cool sounding name (not to mention a character in Moby Dick). Facebook, by comparison, is almost idiotically literal. "Its like a book! Of Faces! " I bet Mark Zuckerberg probably wishes he would've called it something cooler now, in hindsight. But what the hell do I know? He owns a company worth like 94 billion dollars and I have a jar full of change on my dresser that I save "just in case I need some extra money." I remember when people first started talking about Facebook I was like "Yeah that Myspace for college thing? That thing will NEVER work. Myspace 4-EVA!" And now look at what's happened. Myspace has been relegated to poor people, middle schoolers and shitty emo bands, and Facebook is dominating the world, as shown by the handy chart below (courtesy of Mashable). Pretty soon, the internet will just be something you use to look for shit to put on Facebook. Until, of course, whatever comes after Facebook comes along and destroys it, just like it did Myspace, and Myspace did to Friendster and Friendster did to Makeoutclub. It's like evolution, only in the wrong direction. Continue Reading
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Posted on May 13, 2010
Posted on May 12, 2010
Since Betty White is currently, like, the COOLEST PERSON EVAR! it's only fitting that she join in the coolest trend for famous women since plastic surgery: the surfacing of scandalous old pictures/sex tapes/donkey shows. In White's case, the photos (at least the ones that have been dug up from the archives so far) are pretty tame. Just a couple of her sitting around showing off her tits and that weird sucked-in waist thing that girls used to try to rock back then (check the links for somewhat NSFW pics). No WIN has surfaced, yet. But White is apparently not too happy that these pictures are getting into the hands of her loyal internet fanbase, who definitely can't fap to the modern Betty White no matter how hard they may try. Ah the price of fame!
Posted on May 6, 2010
Yesterday the news "broke" that infamous porn studio Vivid is a planning to release a hardcore sex video of former (and IMO most annoying) Girls Next Door star and former Mrs. Hugh Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson. From their press release: Continue Reading