Everybody knows that American Apparel CEO Dov Charney is a pervert of the highest order, but on the off chance that you weren’t convinced, a participant in a recent American Apparel web seminar took this revealing screenshot of Charney’s desktop. Among the interesting tidbits visible in this screenshot: bookmarks to pornstar Kelly Kline’s website, a bookmark to TEN.com a members-only porn site, and a mysterious bookmark labeled “good hookers” which one presumes probably points to a website upon which one with enough money could procure themselves a “good hooker”. Charney’s desktop also included over 20,000 unread e-mail messages, most of which are probably porn and hooker related SPAM. Check the full size image to see the intrigue for yourself.
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Just when it seemed like Charlie Sheen was less a human than a cyborg, impervious to the effects of cocaine and banging filthy pornstars, his never-ending party train finally came to a halt last night when he was admitted to the hospital after suffering a “hernia” and was later checked into rehab. Though his spokespeople attributed his hernia to “laughing too hard at the TV,” his neighbors and friends reported that Sheen was partying with two pornstars and doing briefcases full of cocaine with them at his house when he was stricken, which, you know, seems like it might be a bit more logical of an explanation:
Radar reports that Kacey Jordan wasn’t the only porn star at Charlie’s party. 19-year-old Melanie Rios was with Charlie this morning when his stomach convulsed and tried to escape out of his asshole. Melanie left Charlie’s house right after he was taken to the hospital. Now on to the bad shit….
Someone who was at Charlie’s house last night tells TMZ that during his 36-hour booze and bagina binge party, a dealer showed up with a briefcase full of cocaine. Who knows how many bricks of Lohan powder Charlie picked up, but the source says that he started snorting that shit up his nostrils almost immediately. This might’ve been the silver bullet that fucked up Charlie’s insides.
Might’ve been? I mean, I’m like 20 years younger than Sheen and I almost have a hernia if I drink coffee before masturbating.
Hope banging all those Waffle House waitresses was worth it, man:
Tiger Woods divorce is about to become official, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. “They’ve agreed on all the major points,” one source told us. “It’s all been worked out privately. “Both Tiger and Elin are very close to finishing the negotiations and filing and signing the paperwork.” Elin is expected to receive approximately $750 million in the settlement.
The good news for Tiger, however, is that a paternity test has proven that he’s not the father of pornstar Devon James’ 9-year-old son. So I guess he has that, which is almost as cool as $750,000,000 right…yeah.
ESPN analyst-turned ersatz internet pornstar and Dancing With the Stars contestant Erin Andrews now officially owns the 10 peephole videos surreptitiously shot of her and released online for public fappage last summer. The videos, filmed by 48-year-old Insurance Executive Michael Barrett through peepholes in neighboring hotel rooms in three different states and uploaded to video sharing site DailyMotion, show the unsuspecting Andrews in various states of undress, and have since passed the lingerie section of the Sears Catalog as the fourth most jacked-off-to subject matter in history of the world. Barrett, who was convicted and sentenced to 30 months in prison, transferred ownership of the videos over the Andrews, who can now pursue litigation against websites who host or otherwise try to exploit the videos for profit, which should work out well, as long as no one finds out about this new top secret internet search tool…
Ah, how time heals all wounds! Just three days ago, professional head smasher Tito Ortiz and reformed pornstar Jenna Jameson were engaged in the mother of all public break-ups, with Jameson calling the police on Ortiz for domestic abuse and Ortiz returning fire with allegations that Jameson was hooked on drugs. A scant 72 hours later, however, the couple were falling over each to be the first to tell TMZ (aka everyone) that it was all just a big misunderstanding:
Jenna, who accused Tito of injuring her during an argument, now tells TMZ, “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.” Translation — he didn’t hurt me.
As for Tito, we’re told he’s now backing off what he strongly insinuated … that Jenna is an OxyContin addict. We’re told Tito’s position now is that he found two OxyContin pills and may have jumped to conclusions. Tito’s lawyer, Chip Matthews, tells TMZ the whole thing was “a big misunderstanding.”
Also worth mentioning of course, is the fact as reported by TMZ that, were Ortiz to be prosecuted on Domestic Abuse charges, he would stand to lose around $15 million from various UFC-related and other contracts, which I’m sure helped jog Jameson’s memory real quick like. Ah celebreality! Like real reality only stupider!
Former UFC champ Tito Ortiz, who just two weeks ago mysteriously dropped out of his scheduled main event fight with Chuck Liddell at UFC 115, apparently decided to take on a slightly easier opponent: former pornstar and mother of the couple’s children Jenna Jameson. Ortiz was arrested yesterday in Huntington Beach on charges of domestic violence:
According to TMZ, police officers went to the home of the 205-pound, 35-year-old mixed martial arts fighter and the 110-pound, 37-year-old porn star after receiving a 911 call reporting a “disturbance.” Ortiz was soon removed from the home. Later Monday, Jameson, who retired from the adult industry back in 2008, was photographed with her arm bandaged.
However, this morning Ortiz came out with a PR counterpunch of his own, accusing Jameson of being addicted to Oxycontin:
“Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse,” Ortiz attorney Chip Matthews said. “Tito was trying to help her, she has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children.”
Jameson, who had walked back her story to earlier in the day – telling TMZ “He did not beat me. If he would have beat me, I would be dead right now” – promptly reversed her reversal, calling Ortiz a “wife beater.” Doubtless more juicy details will be forthcoming, as this public battle goes in the later rounds. Guess that’s what you get for marrying a pornstar/dude who beats people up for a living.
