by daniel on December 31, 2010
You’d be hard pressed to find a man who more dudes wouldn’t mind being than 84-year-old Playboy mastermind Hugh Hefner. After all, Hefner, who got engaged to Miss December 2009, 24-year Crystal Harris on Christmas Eve, is rich, famous and has a never-ending stream of young beautiful women at his disposal. Perhaps most envied of all, is Hefner’s abode, the iconic Playboy mansion, home to infamous bacchanalian orgies, exclusive celebrity parties and the women who comprise Hefner’s harem. And in recent years, with the success of the TV show The Girls Next Door, which documented the lives of three of Hefner’s women, the female residents of the Playboy mansion have become as widely envied as Hefner himself. After all, they get to live in one of the world’s most famous residences, have access to seemingly limitless plastic surgery, get waited on hand and foot and their only real job is to be a companion to Hefner. But a new book by one such mansion resident, former playmaye Izabella St. James paints a somewhat different picture of life at the Playboy mansion, and as Hefner’s “companion” as the one portayed on TV. [click to continue…]
This is pretty highlarious to me! Anyone remember when Kim Kardashian was posing for Playboy but made such a huge stink about doing any nudity? Funny she threw that fit and had herself “covered” in pearl necklaces, no pun intended, because for the November’s issue of W magazine home girl willingly took it all off! So is there a difference going nude for a magazine if its for art or soft-porn? I think naked is naked, doesn’t really matter where its being published.
Lady Gaga apparently wants to pose in Playboy. Which, of course, begs the question, does anyone actually want to see it? And by it, I mean her vagina:
A source said: “No-one wants her to do it. Her business people are trying to convince her that it could be seen as being a bit lowbrow and cheesy, and will alienate her fans who like her edgy appeal.
“She thinks it will be an experience, and she’s always looking to grow as an artist. She doesn’t think there’s anything distasteful about it. She sees it as just another form of expression.”
The source added: “She’s been chatting with everyone about it all week. She’s always been a fan of Hugh Hefner’s, and his whole sex-as-art kind of thing.
“She’s always looking to shock and entertain, and something like this would be perfect for her. She wants her shoot to be like nothing Playboy has every seen before. If she doesn’t drop it, her nude shoot will be like nothing Playboy has ever seen!”
Yeah it will definitely be something that most dudes who read Playboy have never seen; a recalcitrantly ugly tranny-looking broad that only other women and gay guys find attractive. That will really move some issues man! Besides, you can already find plenty of shots of Gaga’s roast beef everywhere on the internet. Dudes who really feel the need to fap to that can just right-click and spare all the old dudes who still try to get hard to Playboy the trauma of seeing Madonna’s little brother naked in print.
No longer satisfied with Double-Ds in Double-D, the June issue of Playboy which hits stands this Friday will feature a fold-out pic of Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk in 3-D:
“What would people most like to see in 3-D?” asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. “Probably a naked lady.”
3-D naked ladies, what a concept! Someone should capitalize on this idea by starting clubs where woman walk around naked onstage, in 3-D no less, and you can pay to go in and look at them. They could call them “strip clubs”… Man, they’d probably make a million dollars! In the meantime though, Playboy is looking to make their own loot by providing those who don’t have any real life naked ladies of their own (or at least not one that they like) something sort-of real looking to jack off to, in the process, saving their own dwindling bottom line:
Playboy certainly must do something to get more people, especially younger people, to buy a magazine that has seen circulation plummet from 3.5 million in 2006 to 1.5 million today. Editorial Director Jimmy Jellinek said he hopes the issue featuring centerfold Hope Dworaczyk in 3-D also reminds people that for all the infatuation with the Internet, there is nothing quite like having a magazine in your hands.”People want things that last and have meaning,” he said.
I know that when I think of the things in my life that last and have meaning, a bunch of airbrushed pictures of plastic-surgery enhanced broads with landing strips certainly comes up at the top of the list.
Yesterday the news “broke” that infamous porn studio Vivid is a planning to release a hardcore sex video of former (and IMO most annoying) Girls Next Door star and former Mrs. Hugh Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson. From their press release: [click to continue…]
Online news outlet The Daily Beast recently did a semi-scientific ranking of the 40 Most Stoned Cities in America. Coming in first, of course, was Eureka, CA, deep in the heart of Humboldt, home of the world’s most legendary green bud. Surprisingly however, was that TruckerDeluxe.com’s very own humble burgh, the sleepy college town of Chico, CA came in a strong sixth, ahead of such seemingly stonier locales as Berkeley and Atlanta. REP YO’ CITAY! For mouth-breathing local officials and college administrators this is the worst news since the infamous 1987 Playboy party school ranking, which placed the local college, Chico State, firmly atop the nation’s party school heap. And unfortunately for them, it probably won’t get any better, especially after they legalize that shit this November. On the brightside though, the Horticulture major will definitely be blowing up!
