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So you’re a twentysomething semi-hipster on your summer vacay from your third junior year at the local state college, and you figure, “I’ll go to Lollapalooza and check out Lady Gaga” and you show up early enough to get up front, because hey, if you’re gonna go to Lollapalooza you might as well GO to Lollapalooza. So you’re sitting there, rocking out to “Alejandro” and BAM! a virtually naked Lady Gaga is suddenly straddling you with her beastly vagina mere inches from your face. And for that moment, you’re officially the most stoked dude, probably ever. Congrats, bro!
Katy Perry went topless, the totally SFW work unfortunately, in a recent shoot for an upcoming issue British version of Esquire Magazine. She can kiss all the girls she wants looking like that and she’s still got my vote for whatever she wants to be, President, Playmate of the year, whatever. See some more pics over at the always worth checking out WWTDD.com. A question worth pondering, is how come all the foreign versions of American magazines are getting all the cool shit these days, like Lady Gaga dressing up like a dude and Katy Perry dressing up like a super attractive naked woman with giant tits? Is it because foreigners aren’t cheap bastards like Americans and still read magazines instead of just going online and reading everything for free? Either way, thanks British Esquire for paying for this photoshoot, for the betterment of all mankind.
Lady Gaga has returned to her roots, putting on actual clothes and looking like a man for an upcoming issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. Apparently Gaga has a male alter-ego named “Jo Calderone” which I guess is in addition to her more famous male alter-ego Adam Goldberg. Anyways, I’m sure in no time she’ll be back to wearing her underwear around in public and getting banned from baseball clubhouses and doing all sorts of other crazy shit as part of her campaign to brainwash mainstream culture as a puppet of the Illuminati. No, really:
Lady Gaga incorporates in her videos, photos and shows symbolism that refers to the Illuminati and mind control. Her symbolism is deep, esoteric and even spiritual yet she makes song like “Just Dance” which is about being totally numb. This paradoxical aspect of Lady Gaga is something that deserves to be analyzed and understood. While masses of young people imitate Gaga’s gestures, her act is part of a bigger system that incorporates many other stars with the same symbolism. She is creative and a gifted song writer. But at the end of the day, the “Lady Gaga” persona is a Fame Monster, doing everything required to be an international superstar, including incorporating in her act the symbolism of the elite, making her an Illuminati puppet.
I wonder what the Illuminati symbolism of dressing up like a dude is? Maybe since only dudes can be Freemasons, she’s dressing up like a dude to show her honorary membership in the sacred fraternal order of dudes who secretly control the world? Or maybe she’s just a ridiculous person who sang a couple of catchy songs and got stupidly famous for no other reason than most people are dumb enough to like whatever gets shoved in front of their faces. But that of course, begs the question…who does the shoving??!
Lady Gaga apparently wants to pose in Playboy. Which, of course, begs the question, does anyone actually want to see it? And by it, I mean her vagina:
A source said: “No-one wants her to do it. Her business people are trying to convince her that it could be seen as being a bit lowbrow and cheesy, and will alienate her fans who like her edgy appeal.
“She thinks it will be an experience, and she’s always looking to grow as an artist. She doesn’t think there’s anything distasteful about it. She sees it as just another form of expression.”
The source added: “She’s been chatting with everyone about it all week. She’s always been a fan of Hugh Hefner’s, and his whole sex-as-art kind of thing.
“She’s always looking to shock and entertain, and something like this would be perfect for her. She wants her shoot to be like nothing Playboy has every seen before. If she doesn’t drop it, her nude shoot will be like nothing Playboy has ever seen!”
Yeah it will definitely be something that most dudes who read Playboy have never seen; a recalcitrantly ugly tranny-looking broad that only other women and gay guys find attractive. That will really move some issues man! Besides, you can already find plenty of shots of Gaga’s roast beef everywhere on the internet. Dudes who really feel the need to fap to that can just right-click and spare all the old dudes who still try to get hard to Playboy the trauma of seeing Madonna’s little brother naked in print.
I guess when you’re Lady Gaga, you get half way through getting dressed and get distracted by the millions of dollars rolling into your bank account, and just plum forget to put on anything other than your skivvies and some fishnets before hitting the town. Somehow though, you’re still self-aware enough to put on your crazy centaur hoof platform shoes. At least we know for sure she’s not a guy, unless she’s got the best junk-taper since RuPaul. Maybe next time she’ll just cruise out to the club fully nude, maybe with like one sock on and some dangly cross earrings. Just BECAUSE.
