No matter how hard you partied this weekend, there’s no way you partied as hard as actor Nicholas Cage partied this weekend in New Orleans. After getting ridiculously wasted and trying to get a tattoo, Cage started roughing up his wife in the middle of the street after she tried to convince him he was trying to get into the wrong house, which he was. And that’s when Cage took it up a notch:
“He was running around and screaming in the street,” a bartender at Harry’s Corner in New Orleans, tells PEOPLE. “Apparently he had mistaken the house of my neighbors for the other house up the block that he is actually renting,” he says. “His wife was trying to persuade him from disturbing the elderly couple who do in fact live in that house.” Cage is actually renting a house three doors down, according to Bennett. When cops arrived, the bartender says the actor started to get into the back passenger-side door of the police car. “But the cop got out, walked around, and Cage ran a block south toward the river, where he tried to get into a cab,” he says. “There was a woman outside with a baby in her arms shouting, ‘Please don’t hurt us.’ “
Cage then dared the police to arrest him, which they did, for domestic violence. He was later bailed out by Dog the Bounty Hunter. That last part isn’t even a joke. That’s when you know you’re on some professional shit, when Dog the Bounty Hunter personally comes and bails your ass out. Charlie Sheen ain’t got shit on Nic Cage, baby!
Despite recently turning 50 and, as seen in his most recent mugshot above, flipping his style from Sunset Strip rocker to Marin County soccer dad, former Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil still knows how to make himself into a spectacle, albeit a flaccid, washed-up, specter-of-his-former-self sort of spectacle. But a spectacle, nevertheless:
Sources tell TMZ …. Neil’s ex was at a Hal Sparks concert at the Las Vegas Hilton when Neil allegedly stormed in and started screaming obscenities at her and her two friends. We’re told security at the hotel called Las Vegas PD. According to our sources, the woman told police Neil got physical with her and one of her friends. The woman tells TMZ police took a battery report but it appears Neil was not arrested.
The mugshot is from Neil’s DUI arrest a couple weeks prior, for which he served 10 days in a Las Vegas jail and another 20 on house arrest. In Neil’s defense, it must be kind of rough, looking in the mirror and seeing Vincent the Winery Owner when every one else in the western world remembers when you used to ride Harleys into strip clubs and do lines off hooker’s nipples backstage at the Whisky. It’s like when you look at your old high school football picture and remember when you weren’t a doughy, balding weakling who gets worn out walking up the stairs, only about a million times worse because anyone can call up a video of you on YouTube and then compare and contrast the old with the new. I feel your pain Vince. I feel it.
If you were a teenager in the ’90s and were at all into rock music chances are you had a boner for D’Arcy Wretzky, the former bass player for Smashing Pumpkins. However, the 12 years since she got kicked out of the band in 1999 have apparently not been too kind to D’Arcy, as shown by the above hard-off inducing mug shot. In the years since falling out of the limelight Wretzky had become something of a recluse (I mean, you can kind of see why), moving to a horse farm in rural Michigan and more or less staying safely hidden away in the spank banks of late-twentysomethings, young and pretty forever. Until her horses got out and her neighbors got pissed and called the cops. 4 missed court dates later and D’Arcy was arrested and taken to jail and this picture was taken, totally ruining everything. Thanks neighbors! FUCKERS!! That’s OK though, we’ll just stare at this picture for a few hours and scream “THE KILLER IN ME IS THE KILLER IN YOU” over and over until our minds are clean.
When you think of Miami you think of hot broads in bikinis, Don Johnson in a white sport coat and Cuban dudes saying cool shit like “Say ‘ello to my leetle friend!” But as this story ,documenting the best of just 2 weeks worth of mugshots from the Miami-Dade County jail shows, Miami is a scary place full of scary people with half heads and other physical and doubtlessly mental malformations. Be warned. See more here.
Legendary NFL linebacker Junior Seau is in the hospital after driving his Cadillac SUV off a cliff near San Diego yesterday. The accident came only hours after Seau was released from jail on charges he beat up his 25-year old girlfriend. Just goes to prove that rich people hate their lives just as much as regular people. Or at least that’s what I like to think when I read about stuff like this. If you can’t use someone else’s misfortune to make yourself feel better, what are you doing on the internet. The good news is, at least he has good taste in hats. Check out the Brixton Busker Military style hat shown above on TruckerDeluxe. And check out pictures of the crash scene on TMZ.
The ‘Mean Girls’ star rolled up to the Beverly Hills courthouse wearing a black top, white skirt and a smile. It was her first appearance before Judge Fox, who issued an arrest warrant earlier this the week to compel Lohan to appear. He previously outlined that he would sentence the actress to a month in jail if she failed a drug test. However, it was believed that unless Lohan requested immediate sentencing, the judge would set bail and release her until a formal probation hearing. Instead, Fox denied bail and set Lohan’s next court appearance for Oct. 22. According to reports, the shocked actress was handcuffed before being taken into custody.
I’d be shocked if I was her too. Famous people aren’t supposed to go to jail for any longer than it takes to get a quality mugshot for TMZ and to give time for the paparazzi to assemble out front! This is America dammit!! A month in jail? What are WWTDD and The Superficial supposed to do in the meantime?
“She’s scared as anyone would be,” Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, said after Lohan was escorted away, according to People.com. “But she’s resolute and she’s doing it. … She asks for your prayers and support.”
Yeah, I think my prayers are better spent elsewhere. Sorry.
Meet Jesse Thornhill. The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where the below booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns. The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the “personal oddities” section of a Tulsa Police Department report: “Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head.”
On the off chance that anyone still cares about Lindsay Lohan, she just got sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation about 483948 times since she got sentenced for her second DUI. However, she doesn’t have to report to jail for another couple weeks, so in the meantime, I’m sure she’ll find a way to get out of it, or to do enough cocaine and pills to numb her brain for the duration. Remember when Lindsay Lohan was cool? Yeah, me neither.
Lindsay Lohan was due in court today, to try to explain why she only completed 10 of the 13 alcohol education classes stipulated in her probation for multiple drug and [...]
