Just in case the “getting his tattoos lasered off and losing 100 pounds to play a cancer patient in a movie” thing had you thinking 50 Cent was still super hard, he’s been blowing up Twitter the last couple days with the details of his gangsta lifestyle, such as being forced to take the trash out by his grandma and how he’s hungry but he can’t eat because “it’s to late at night.” He also issued a warning: “Man when I figure out how to use the spell Check on this motherfucker you niggas in trouble.” Better watch out. Or not. Follow 50 on Twitter for your daily dose of bad punctuation and hollow internet threats, and then follow TruckerDeluxe on Twitter for your daily dose of awesome.
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And I thought my grandma did some weird shit:
The 91-year-old widow lived by herself in a tumbledown house on a desolate country road. But she wasn’t alone, not really, not as long as she could visit her husband and twin sister.No matter they were already dead. Jean Stevens simply had their embalmed corpses dug up and stored them at her house — in the case of her late husband, for more than a decade — tending to the remains as best she could until police were finally tipped off last month.
She kept her sister, who was dressed in her “best housecoat,” on an old couch in a spare room off the bedroom. Jean sprayed her with expensive perfume that was June’s favorite. ”I’d go in, and I’d talk, and I’d forget,” Stevens said. “I put glasses on her. When I put the glasses on, it made all the difference in the world. I would fix her up. I’d fix her face up all the time.” She offered a similar rationale for keeping her husband on a couch in the detached garage. James, who had been laid to rest in a nearby cemetery, wore a dark suit, white shirt and blue knitted tie.”I could see him, I could look at him, I could touch him. Now, some people have a terrible feeling, they say, ‘Why do you want to look at a dead person? Oh my gracious,’” she said.
It would actually be kind of sad if it weren’t ultra super creepy. What’s even crazier however, is that authorities have said that Mrs. Stevens can have her dead bodies back if she installs a crypt in her home. CREEEEEEPY:
A 91-year-old woman found living with the corpses of her husband and twin sister will be allowed to keep them if she installs a mausoleum or crypt, a prosecutor said Tuesday. Jean Stevens has indicated through her attorney that she plans to build an aboveground vault on her property to store the bodies of James Stevens and June Stevens, according to Bradford County District Attorney Daniel Barrett. ”If she does that, the bodies will be released for that purpose,” he said. “Otherwise they will be re-interred.”
Talk about enabling! At least kids in Wyalusing, PA know where to go on Halloween to get scared fucking shitless.
It’s understandable that 72-year-old Pearl Carter was elated when she was tracked down by her 26-year-old grandson Phil Bailey, whose mother was given up for adoption by Carter at age 18. However, Carter took her excitement to a new level, when she decided to not only have engage in a doubtlessly lube-aided sexual relationship with Bailey, but also to employ a surrogate mother to give birth to the couple’s child:
Twelve months ago, Phil made the shocking admission that he wanted a child. Pearl told him she was desperate for a baby as well, but it was one wish that she couldn’t fulfil as she’d already gone through menopause.
The determined pair then decided to use Pearl’s retirement money to find a surrogate mother and buy a donor egg to inseminate with Phil’s sperm. They placed an ad asking for an open-minded surrogate, and Roxanne Campbell applied. The three met up a few times and hit it off. [click to continue…]
