If you learn anything from this video, it should be that if you’re a teenaged black girl in Seattle, don’t give the cops any lip or they WILL rock your ass. Granted, this girl was blowing it by getting in the cop’s grill and trying to shove him around, but still, dude gave her a straight-up George Foreman right hook to the face. Also worth noting, is that this was all over a jaywalking ticket.
Remember those bygone days, when you slapped a cop and they slapped you back? Man those were the DAYS. Unfortunately, police in America now have to adhere to all sorts of rules and regulations and only beat people when they think no one’s looking. In Romania however, cops still don’t take lip from the likes of you. And before you feel too bad for the woman in the video, apparently she was apparently a teacher suspected of molesting her students, so she probably deserved it. Plus as a dude who wears glasses, get the glasses slapped off your face is like one step removed from getting kicked in the balls. That shit is definitely NOT COOL.
What the fuck is wrong with Philadelphia Phillies fans? I mean, other than the fact that they root for the Phillies who haven’t been cool since…well really ever. But lately, people in Philadelphia, recently voted the least attractive people in America, haven’t been satisfied with merely rooting for their team; they’ve decided to heap shame upon the city in which America was born by doing crazy ass shit in the stands. First was the dude who intentionally threw up on a police officer and his kid:
“It was the most vile, disgusting thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been a cop for 20 years,” Easton Police Capt. Michael Vangelo told the Philadelphia Daily News. Vangelo said Clemmens also struck him in the head several times. Vangelo said he complained to security about cursing and spitting by Clemmens and a friend. When the friend was escorted out of the park, Vangelo said, Clemmens “leaned over and put two fingers down his throat” and then “started vomiting on us.” Philadelphia police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore said Clemmens fought with police and “threw up on one officer” before being removed.“I was just a dad with my kids enjoying a game,” Vangelo said. “I never experienced anything like that before.”
Steve Consalvi, a high school senior from Boyertown, leapt onto the field at the top of the eighth inning during Monday night’s game against St. Louis. He ran around in the outfield, waving a white towel, and dodged two security officers.The police officer chased him for about 30 seconds before the stun gun probe hit the teenager, who stumbled forward, slid face-first on the grass and stayed down for about 30 seconds before standing up and walking off the field.“From the preliminary look at it, it appears that the officer was within the policy,” said Vanore, adding that he did not know what may have transpired before the video started. “He was attempting to make an arrest and the male was attempting to flee.”
Now, of course, the “national conversation” is about the use of tasers and whether the police “went too far” and not why stupid ass people always try to run out on the field and do stupid ass shit then cry about it when a cop gets pissed and pwns them with a taser. That kid will probably sue the cops, settle for lower six-figures and spend the rest of his life happy as a motherfucker, eating cheesesteaks and watching Rocky and whatever the fuck people in Philadelphia do.

