Sometimes, science really is your friend. A five-year German study (authored by a woman, no less) has found that making a habit of staring at a woman’s breasts is not only good for your overall health, but can increase your life expectancy almost as much as regular exercise:
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”
What if you stared at a girl’s boobs WHILE working out? Not that I’ve ever done that, I mean, speaking purely hypothetically here. But this is seriously the best health news I’ve heard since last week’s news that people who drink heavily live longer than people who don’t drink at all. From now on, I’m just gonna get drunk and stare at tits all day. By my calculations, that means I’ll probably live forever.
