Most dudes who’ve been in the game for more than a minute have experienced the dreaded “broken dick”, where your partner zigs and you zag and things get a little bent out of shape, causing momentary loss of…ahem, function. But during a recent shoot, adult film star Prince Yahshua – attempting the usually straightforward reverse cowgirl with newcomer Bethany Benz (who was Caviar in the tragically horrible TV show “For the Love of Ray J.”) – actually broke his dick wide open, losing a pint and a half of blood and requiring 32 stitches to repair a torn urethra:
“She’s a newcomer to the game, so I start the scene and I had her in the cowgirl position and it wasn’t working out too well. I didn’t like it and the producer didn’t really like it. So I spun her around for reverse cowgirl because we thought maybe it’d be easier for her because of her height. She’s around my height. Then 10 seconds into it, her rhythm wasn’t matching with my rhythm. As I put my head to the side to talk to her, the next thing you heard was…[crunch]. She jumped off and I guess it’s the equivalent of going to your backyard, you know how you turn on your garden hose and it sprays out? That’s exactly what happened out of my d***. It was like five to six people got massacred in the room, not killed, massacred.I lost a pint and a half of blood. The reason why I didn’t lose consciousness is because I was shocked and I kept on biting my lower lip so I wouldn’t fade out.”
The film crew rushed Yahshua to the hospital where he underwent emergency surgery. But the doctor took special care of him.
Yahshua said the normal procedure for a surgery like that is 1 hour, 20 minutes, but his doctor took three hours to work on him. He said the doctor knew who Yahshua was and actually was “a fan.”“It was thank you Jesus that I actually do have quite a few fans that actually know of me. The head specialist ended up being a fan of mine. So I was in the hospital for three-and-a-half days.”Now that his catheter is out, he is regaining mobility. He has 32 stitches down there. “Now I’m getting the strength back in my legs,” he said. “They told me things came back together perfectly.”
Well, that settles it. Only missionary from now on. Sorry honey.
