Paris is totally known for hiding drugs in her kitty, according to sources! Paris Hilton as you may have heard was caught in Las Vegas, NV with weed & coke. The cops suspected her of carrying marijuana and continued to search her purse where they found cocaine. She told the cops the purse, of course, was not hers and she thought the substance in the plastic wrap was gum. Majority says this broad is dumb but I say she’s smart as hell, hence her next move. Upon being taken into custody she immediately asked to use the restroom. Miss Hilton was apparently hiding cocaine in her vagina.
“That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom. She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems.
“She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.”
This friend says Paris prefers the comfort of drugs to be stored in a lubricated condom, HOWEVER on her second attempt of smuggling cocaine and ecstasy she preferred a Camel cigarette box. Girls Gone Wild camera man, Ryan Simkin who delivered Paris the cig box says:
“I asked if she was flying private, and she said, ‘No, commercial.’ And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.”
This girl is a hoe for sho. You’re Paris Hilton for god’s sake, shouldn’t your drugs be delivered to you on silver platters!?! Thoughts?

