Man, Brooke Hogan aka Hulk Hogan Jr. sure was looking good the other day in her black sweater and…wait, that’s actually, her mom, Linda Hogan. I guess Brooke is the one next to her that looks like Dolph Lundgren with tits. Remember when they tried to convince us that Brooke Hogan was hot? And by they I made shitty magazines like FHM and the even shittier record labels who released Brooke’s “music.” Dudes with closet BDSM fantasies may be turned on by broads who can double their max on the incline bench press, but personally, I treat a bitch like 7-Up, never have never will!*
* I actually have no idea what this means, I just heard it in a Snoop Dogg song once and thought it sounded like some cold ass shit to say.
